Mobile Programmers - iOS or Android / Career Brokers / Detroit, MI

More, Full-time (never contract!), searches given to Career Brokers = Mobile Apps Developers . $80 - 90K. Our Michigan client is a leader in their Financial niche and they were ranked, again, in FORTUNE Magazine's list of "100 Best C ompanies To Work For In America." Four openings.

I. General reqs:

* Your are looking for an in-house, full-time, job (not a contract !)

* You will move to Detroit

II. Technical reqs:

. 1 year programming iOS apps using Objective-C or Android apps using Java

* Understanding of Cocoa/UIKit frameworks, -Xcode/Interface Builder and the iOS SDK or Java, the Android SDK, and Eclipse.

* Any applications you have posted in the AppStore/Android Marketplace is a huge + (please tell us where to find/view).

III. Duties:

. Works with other engineers, web developers, business and marketing team members to create an intuitive experience for mobile users.

* You will create and improve on their mobile applications for iOS and Android mobile platforms, leveraging an internal web service framework, building solutions and maintaining existing applications

* Understand requirements, implement solutions, provide administration tools and documentation for specific projects

. Participate in Design and Code Reviews

. Measure and verify that new and old code has acceptable performance and scalability

. Deliver accurate estimates, provide regular feedback and consistently meet project deadlines

. Help with mentoring other Mobile Software Engineers: teach mobile coding techniques, assist with debugging issues and testing, explain what issues could lurk within high-level designs

IV. Compensation:

* Base salary: $80 - 90K. All depends on how strong your Mobile Apps skills are.

* Year-end bonus

* Excellent benefits including matching 401K

* Relocation assistance

V. About Career Brokers:

. We specialize in filling full time jobs with our clients. If you are really looking for contracts, we are not the firm for you.

Employment Type: Permanent
Duration: Full time

Pay: $80,000 to $90,000 USD
Pay Period: Annual
Other Pay Info: bonus + relocation

Note: Applicants must be eligible to work in the specified location. No sponsorship is available unless noted in the description above.

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Bellyitch: Inside Amber Rose's 2nd Baby Shower

If you are fortunate enough while pregnant, you may get more than one baby shower hosted by another family member or friend. That's exactly what happened this Wednesday, December 9th when Amber Rose's "mother-in-law" to be hosted a baby shower for her. Rose had a fab, fun-filled, colorful shower only two days before.

How fun! For my first kid, I had a total of three baby showers. My husband's family in New York City threw one for me, my bff from law school hosted one at her condo with all of our law school gal pals and close friends of mine and my husband's also hosted one with my sisters for our DC-based friends and family. Much love.

Anyway, I digress. Good thing Amber and fiance Wiz Khalifa enjoy sharing their joyful moments with their millions of followers on Twitter and Instagram (Rose & Wiz's) , because they have provided us all ample images to ooh and ahhh at! Enjoy! ?

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Panasonic debuts new Windows 8 Toughpad

While consumers may have mixed opinions about the features offered by Windows 8, computer and tablet makers were pushing a ton of devices with the OS at the Consumer Electronics Show this year. Panasonic was no exception, backing-up its 20-inch monster tablet with a new 10.1-inch Toughpad running Windows 8.

This Toughpad FZ-G1 tablet is geared more towards businesses, but consumers can get their hands on one when it releases in March, provided they are willing to drop the hefty US$2,900 price. Panasonic is also releasing a more affordable Android version of the device, which comes with a $1,300 price tag and a February release window.

The Windows version of the tablet comes with some serious specs that should be more than suitable for professionals that need a device they can beat on. It comes with Windows 8 Pro, a 3rd Generation Intel Core i5-3437U vPro processor, 128-256 GB SSD, 4-8 GB of RAM, and a 10.1-inch screen. Connectivity-wise, it comes with USB 3.0 and HDMI ports, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 4.0, and the option to add cellular data.

Handwriting recognition on the new WIndows 8 Toughpad

The Android version is running Android 4.0 on a TI OMAP4460 1.5 GHz dual-core processor. It has 16 GB of internal memory, 1 GB of RAM, and support for microSD cards. While not as much of a beast as the Windows 8 version, both have passed MIL-STD-810G test for 4-foot drops, fluid ingress and temperature, so they should be able to take a beating and keep on working. This is the same testing method used by the US Department of Defense.

Panasonic is aiming high with these tablets, hoping to hold 50 percent of the rugged tablet market by 2015. Having used both models, they were easily the most functional rugged tablets on the show floor, but the price tag limits the potential market a great deal.

Product page: Panasonic FZ-G1

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Source: Lance Armstrong Plans To Admit Doping To Oprah

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Lance Armstrong plans to make an admission about doping in an interview with Oprah Winfrey scheduled to tape Monday at his home in Austin, Texas, a person with knowledge of the situation said.

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US warns on Java software as security concerns escalate

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(Reuters) - The U.S. Department of Homeland Security urged computer users to disable Oracle Corp's Java software, amplifying security experts' prior warnings to hundreds of millions of consumers and businesses that use it to surf the Web.

Hackers have figured out how to exploit Java to install malicious software enabling them to commit crimes ranging from identity theft to making an infected computer part of an ad-hoc network of computers that can be used to attack websites.

"We are currently unaware of a practical solution to this problem," the Department of Homeland Security's Computer Emergency Readiness Team said in a posting on its website late on Thursday.

"This and previous Java vulnerabilities have been widely targeted by attackers, and new Java vulnerabilities are likely to be discovered," the agency said. "To defend against this and future Java vulnerabilities, disable Java in Web browsers."

Oracle declined to comment on the warning on Friday.

Java is a computer language that enables programmers to write software utilizing just one set of code that will run on virtually any type of computer, including ones that use Microsoft Corp's Windows, Apple Inc's OS X and Linux, an operating system widely employed by corporations.

Computer users access Java programs through modules, or plug-ins, that run Java software on top of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Firefox.

The U.S. government's warning on Java came after security experts warned earlier on Thursday of the newly discovered flaw.

It is relatively rare for government agencies to advise computer users to completely disable software due to a security bug, particularly in the case of widely used programs such as Java. They typically recommend taking steps to mitigate the risk of attack while manufacturers prepare an update, or hold off on publicizing the problem until an update is prepared.

In September, the German government advised the public to temporarily stop using Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser to give it time to patch a security vulnerability that opened it to attacks.

The Department of Homeland Security said attackers could trick targets into visiting malicious websites that would infect their PCs with software capable of exploiting the bug in Java.

It said an attacker could also infect a legitimate website by uploading malicious software that would infect machines of computer users who trust that site because they have previously visited it without experiencing any problems.

They said developers of several popular tools, known as exploit kits, which criminal hackers use to attack PCs, have added software that allows hackers to exploit the newly discovered bug in Java to attack computers.

Security experts have been scrutinizing the safety of Java since a similar security scare in August, which prompted some of them to advise using the software only on an as-needed basis.

At the time they advised businesses to only allow their workers to use Java browser plug-ins when prompted for permission by trusted programs such as GoToMeeting, a Web-based collaboration tool from Citrix Systems Inc.

Adam Gowdiak, a researcher with Polish security firm Security Explorations, subsequently said he had found other security bugs in Java that continued to make computers vulnerable to attack.

Java suffered another setback in October when Apple began removing old versions of the software from Internet browsers of Mac computers when its customers installed new versions of its OS X operating system. Apple did not provide a reason for the change and both companies declined comment at the time.

(Editing by Scott Malone, Steve Orlofsky and Bernadette Baum)

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Britney Spears and fiance end yearlong engagement

FILE - In this Aug. 28, 2011 file photo, Jason Trawick and Britney Spears arrive at the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. A judge says Spears' one-time fiance Jason Trawick has resigned as her co-conservator on Friday Jan. 11, 2013. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, file)

FILE - In this Aug. 28, 2011 file photo, Jason Trawick and Britney Spears arrive at the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. A judge says Spears' one-time fiance Jason Trawick has resigned as her co-conservator on Friday Jan. 11, 2013. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, file)

FILE - In this Aug. 28, 2011 file photo, Jason Trawick and Britney Spears arrive at the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. A judge says Spears' one-time fiance Jason Trawick has resigned as her co-conservator on Friday Jan. 11, 2013. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, file)

(AP) ? Britney Spears announced Friday that she has ended her yearlong engagement, capping a week of changes that included her leaving "The X Factor" and promising fans she was returning her focus to music.

Within hours of confirming her departure from the Fox reality series, Spears also announced that her relationship with talent agent Jason Trawick had ended.

"Jason and I have decided to call off our engagement," Spears said in the statement. "I'll always adore him and we will remain great friends."

Spears' publicist Jeff Raymond said the breakup was a difficult decision made by "two mature adults."

"I love and cherish her and her boys, and we will be close forever," Trawick said in a joint statement that was first reported by People magazine.

Trawick also resigned his role Friday as a Spears' co-conservator, with Superior Court Judge Reva Goetz approving his departure from the case.

Spears and Trawick got engaged in December 2011 and he was added as her co-conservator in April.

Spears, 31, has been under a court-supervised conservatorship since February 2008, with her father and another co-conservator, Andrew Wallet, having control over numerous aspects of her personal life. The case was opened after several incidents of erratic behavior by the pop singer and a pair of hospitalizations, but Spears has recovered and she appeared weekly on "X Factor."

She said in a statement that judging young talent made her miss performing. "I can't wait to get back out there and do what I love most," she said in a statement.

Her father Jamie Spears met with Goetz for about an hour on Friday but left before a hearing where Trawick's resignation was announced.

Trawick has served as Spears' agent and the pair started dating in 2009.

Trawick did not have authority over Spears' finances, which have rebounded since her public meltdown. Goetz recently reviewed and approved of an accounting that showed Spears ended 2010 with more than $27.5 million in assets, including nearly $15 million in cash.

Attorneys handling the case are expected to file updated financial statements in the coming months.

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Anthony McCartney can be reached at http://twitter.com/mccartneyAP .

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Every January, reporters on the tech beat kiss their families goodbye and surrender a week of their lives to the concrete fauxtopia of Las Vegas, in exchange for knowledge of the things to come. This year, at that Consumer Electronics Show of which I speak, we saw forks that track what you eat, robots that cling to windows, chairs that block out unwanted noise, and other wonders.

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Winter storm batters Mideast, 8 dead

Syrian refugee children have a snowball fight at the mountain town of Bhamdoun, east of Beirut, Lebanon, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2013. The fiercest winter storm to hit the Middle East in years has unleashed flash flooding, strong winds and a snowstorm that killed six people in the past few days, according to the Lebanese Red Cross. The Lebanese mountains have been covered with record snow fall that has brought traffic to a standstill and shut down mountain passes across the country. (AP Photo/Bilal Hussein)

Syrian refugee children have a snowball fight at the mountain town of Bhamdoun, east of Beirut, Lebanon, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2013. The fiercest winter storm to hit the Middle East in years has unleashed flash flooding, strong winds and a snowstorm that killed six people in the past few days, according to the Lebanese Red Cross. The Lebanese mountains have been covered with record snow fall that has brought traffic to a standstill and shut down mountain passes across the country. (AP Photo/Bilal Hussein)

Palestinians help a man on their donkey cart to make their way in flooded water in Rafah? southern Gaza Strip, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2013. In Gaza, civil defense spokesman Mohammed al-Haj Yousef said storms have cut electricity powering thousands of homes and rescuers were sent to evacuate dozens of people. (AP Photo/Eyad Baba)

A Palestinian rescue worker helps a boy cross a flooded street in Rafah southern Gaza Strip, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2013. In Gaza, civil defense spokesman Mohammed al-Haj Yousef said storms have cut electricity powering thousands of homes and rescuers were sent to evacuate dozens of people. (AP Photo/Eyad Baba)

Palestinians cross a road flooded and swept away by heavy rains in the northern West Bank village of Kabatyeh, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2013. A Palestinian official says the fiercest storm to hit the area in a decade has claimed the lives of two West Bank women who drowned after their car was caught in a flash flood unleashed by torrential rains. (AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)

Palestinians cross a road flooded and swept away by heavy rains in the northern West Bank village of Kabatyeh, Wednesday, Jan. 9, 2013. A Palestinian official says the fiercest storm to hit the area in a decade has claimed the lives of two West Bank women who drowned after their car was caught in a flash flood unleashed by torrential rains. (AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)

(AP) ? The fiercest winter storm to hit the Mideast in years brought a rare foot of snow to Jordan on Wednesday, caused fatal accidents in Lebanon and the West Bank, and disrupted traffic on the Suez Canal in Egypt. At least eight people died across the region.

In Lebanon, the Red Cross said storm-related accidents killed six people over the past two days. Several drowned after slipping into rivers from flooded roads, one person froze to death and another died after his car went off a slippery road, according to George Kettaneh, Operations Director for the Lebanese Red Cross.

In the West Bank town of Ramallah, a Palestinian official said two West Bank women drowned after their car was caught in a flash flood on Tuesday. Nablus Deputy Governor Annan Atirah said the women abandoned their vehicle after it got stuck on a flooded road, and their bodies were apparently swept away by surging waters. Their driver was hospitalized in critical condition.

In the Gaza Strip, civil defense spokesman Mohammed al-Haj Yousef said storms cut electricity to thousands of Palestinian homes and rescuers were sent to evacuate dozens of people.

Parts of Israel were bracing for snow a day after the military was forced to send helicopters and rubber dinghies to rescue residents stranded by floodwaters. In Jerusalem, streets were mostly empty as light snow began to stick Wednesday night. School was canceled for the next day because of the weather, which Israeli meteorologists said was the stormiest in a decade.

The unusual weather over the past few days hit vulnerable Syrian refugees living in tent camps very hard, particularly some 50,000 sheltering in the Zaatari camp in Jordan's northern desert. Torrential rains over four days have flooded some 200 tents and forced women and infants to evacuate in temperatures that dipped below freezing at night, whipping wind and lashing rain.

"It's been freezing cold and constant rain for the past four days," lamented Ahmad Tobara, 44, who evacuated his tent when its shafts submerged in flood water in Zaatari. A camp spokesman said that by Wednesday, some 1,500 refugees had been displaced within the camp and were now living in mobile homes normally used for schools.

Weather officials said winds exceeded 45 miles (70 kilometers) per hour and the rain left two feet (70 centimeters) of water on the streets.

The storm dumped at least a foot of snow on many parts of Jordan and was accompanied by lashing wind, lightning and thunder. It shut schools, stranded motorists and delayed international flights, Jordanian weatherman Mohammed Samawi said. The unusually heavy snowfall blocked streets in the capital Amman and isolated remote villages, prompting warnings from authorities for people to stay home as snow plows tried to reopen clogged roads. It forced at least 400 families to evacuate their homes and move to government shelters overnight.

Samawi called it the "fiercest storm to hit the Mideast in the month of January in at least 30 years."

The snowstorm followed four days of torrential rain, which caused flooding in many areas across the country.

In Lebanon, several days of winds and heavy rain along the coast and record snow in the mountains caused power outages across the country, blocked traffic and shut down mountain passes. Later Wednesday, snow is forecast at altitudes higher than 200 yards (meters), while rain that has already flooded suburbs of the capital, Beirut, should continue.

In Egypt, rare downpours, strong winds and low visibility disrupted Suez Canal operations over the past three days and also led to the closure of several ports. The number of ships moving through the Suez Canal had fallen by half because of poor visibility, the official MENA news agency reported. A canal official said that by Wednesday, operations had returned to normal. He spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to brief reporters.

MENA also reported that ports in the northern Mediterranean city of Alexandria and Dakhila were shut down, while cities in the Nile Delta suffered power outages and fishing stopped in cities like Damietta, northeast of Cairo.

MENA also reported 10 fishermen went missing after their boat capsized near Marsa Matrouh on the Mediterranean.

In Syria, where a civil war is raging, snow was piling up in and around the capital, Damascus. Officials said many villages in central Homs province and along the southern border with Israel have been cut off after heavy snowfall. Torrential rains are expected over the next three days with temperatures around freezing. Some 2.5 million people within Syria have been displaced in fighting that has stretched on for nearly two years now.

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Surk reported from Beirut. Associated Press reporters Mohammad Hannon in Zaatari, Jordan, Amy Teibel and Ian Deitch in Jerusalem and Albert Aji in Damascus, Syria contributed.

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marlowe1: Wow. It's like creepy Canadians are so much more ...

I'm just going to go ahead and blame sabotabby for making me look up sites named friendzone. I found http://friendzone.ca/ and http://friendzone.com/ and while both sites are creepy sites for dudes who see the act of befriending women as a means to an end. The attitude is clueless at best and deeply misogynist at worst. Yet the Canadian version almost seems reasonable. Oh sure, it's creepy and it totally loves that "if she seems to like you as a friend, get totally into her shit and make out with her" advice. But the pictures are almost sane and the first page has these tips:
TIP #1 If you are in the ?friend zone? chances are you could be labeled as the stereotypical ?nice person?. This basically means that you spare other people?s feelings no matter what the cost to yourself and your feelings. An example of this might be that you are interested in your friend romantically, but don?t want to let them know because of what you are afraid will happen. Try to find a way to be sweet, but have feelings of your own at the same time. Always sparing the feelings of others makes you look like a pushover who has low self-esteem. Plus, if you never make your feelings know, how do you even know for sure that you?re in the ?friend zone?.

TIP #2 Acting as if being in a relationship is the most important thing in the world is a big turn off to other people. If your way of showing your friend that you want to be in a relationship is by talking constantly about relationships and how you?d love to be in one, then it will never happen. Your neediness is probably coming off as desperation, so step back and have some confidence. Don?t act like not being in a relationship is the end of the world.

TIP #3 There is usually a big difference between how friends touch and how people in a relationship touch. Some people might be fine with cuddling with a friend, while others will not. Examine if you are getting the signals wrong from the person you?re interested in. If you are scared to touch this person, your hesitancy could be what is stalling the relationship. Touch them first to gauge their reactions and go from there.

TIP #4 It is possible that you and the person you are interested in have very different ideas about what makes a romantic relationship and a friendship different. It?s possible that you see a romantic relationship as nothing more than a friendship with intimacy. The person you like could have different ideas. If you expect your relationship to get to the next level and this is how the other person feels, then it will never get anywhere. A good majority of people expect to be wooed by someone who is interested in them. If you continue to just act like a friend the relationship is doomed.

TIP #5 At some point you may realize that the person you are interested in is not going to ever be interested in romance. You could be doing yourself a disservice by continuing to harbour feelings that will end up going nowhere. The best thing to do at this point is to cut off the ?friendship? and make it more like a casual acquaintance relationship. If necessary explain to the other person that you really like them, but it?s time to move on. Spare your feelings, because they are just as important as everyone else?s.

And yeah, tips 3 and 4 are creepy (or very easy to get creepy) but tips 1 and 2 are basically the same as the magical clitoris' advice (yeah I wanted to write that) from the South Park Movie: "Dude just have confidence in yourself." While tip # 5 is actually solid advice. And it's the kind of advice that everyone needs to hear at one point.

The advice basically comes down to "if you are friends with a woman and you are viewing it as a shitty consolation prize for that amazing relationship complete with house, kids and hot hot sex, then give up and move on."

Of course, better advice would be "DON'T have that attitude." But easier said than done. Pause for shitty memories. Ok.

On the other hand, friendzone.com gives us that can-do American spirit (as in damn, I know we have a reputation as being a nation of gun toting douchebags but we don't have to confirm it):

You're in the friendzone, the woman of your dreams is not going to wake up someday and say "Oh shit! jake is the one I want to be with" It just does not happen like that. I can make it happen for you.

With my System You will get your girl, I guarantee it."

I have no problem telling you this because I know a lot of people just like you, so don't be offended. I have never once in my life been in the dreaded friendzone, my intentions are clear from the moment I meet any girl. I don't have time to listen to girls bullshit, I have enough shit going on in my life. I sure has hell do not have the time to deal with her problems and then worst of all, not get laid. I don't know how you pussies deal with it, but I am going to help you because I've helped countless people like you. And lastly, don't get offended and close the page now because if you do, you will be in the dreaded friendzone until the end of time. While the guy who listened is most likely dating your girl, don't worry though, you will be at the wedding.... alone.

Oh, I believe that you've never been in the friendzone, "Bryce" because a woman has to actually want to be friends with you before she can friendzone you. I don't really see any females even being able to bullshit their way through a "I like you more as a friend" speech before going to the more honest "get the fuck away from me."

It even has this -

Although it should be noted that that movie (yeah I saw it - I don't always hate Ryan Reynolds - sometimes he can actually carry a movie - especially if it's not a superhero movie) ends with the main character yelling "you can't play games or force someone to like you. All you can do is put yourself out there and hope for the best."

I don't think that Bryce saw the movie - or he probably found that part unbelievable for different reasons than I might find it unbelievable. I don't believe that people have sudden revelations that totally reveal why they are fucking up their lives and then shout them out. He just doesn't believe that it's a message.

Hell, even the Canadians are reasonable in their pricing - $4.99 for a book that basically comes down to "go ahead. Take a chance" and a lot of Billy Joel lyrics.

The American friendzone guy is charging $14.99 for a 30 page book and a phone consultation:


My System is only $14.95

And it includes a 30 page guide on getting out of the friendzone + a 15 minute phone consultation with me where you can explain your situation and I can give you custom advice

P.S. I know you're probably skeptical, but what do you really have to lose? Do you know how much time and money you have already wasted thinking about this, it's time to try my system and get the girl. You can go surf youtube videos and read forum comments all day about getting out of the friendzone but none of these people know what they are talking about. You know what they say about opinions right? Well, I am ready to step up to the plate, learn your situation and deal with it.

Although, if the best method you have for dealing with your emotional issues is to seek advice from YOUTUBE COMMENTS then maybe you should pay this guy $15 for his phone consultation.

It's not nearly enough money to talk to your dumb ass and not laugh at you.

Source: http://marlowe1.livejournal.com/2103832.html

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