Mayor of New York City Sucks at Wiener Jokes
I work at Sonic as a carhop, and that means I have to deal with quite a few weird people, since I carry their food out to their cars for them. We recently got a new regular weirdo ("meth lady" finally stopped showing up), and we call him "Balloon Guy". He shows up, pays with a credit card, and compliments my legs. Weird enough already. But right when I'm done giving his food and... Read More ? about to walk back inside, he tries to hand me a balloon and asks if I can pop it. I ask him how he expects me to do that, and he says he's got a pen. Then, of course, I ask why he can't pop it himself, but he's adamant that I do it, so I oblige. Service with a smile, and all. Apparently there are such things as balloon-popping fetishes. He comes back every day to harass our carhops. I didn't know what I'd gotten myself into...
Source: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6792380/mayor-of-new-york-city-sucks-at-wiener-jokes
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